I think you have missed your calling :)

Unfortunately, I have tried to learn to sing (twice) and failed. Thus I am limited to writing song lyrics. One day I will fulfill my life long dream of writing the lyrics for a country music hit song.

If you enjoyed that, you might enjoy this: http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=156905

While all of these are awesome, I wanted to thank you especially for Gangsta's Paradise... now I have to clean the milk off my monitor.

You are most welcome. If only I could find some people who could actually put these to music.