> Stealing does need to be disrupted. For too long "Big Pawn" has given thieves pennies on the dollar for hot goods
I disagree. Current pawnshop technology is lagging behind nearly every field. Why should I have to shlep my legitimately acquired car stereo, or the television without any cables or remote control down to a physical location?
I should be able to log onto paw.nr, snap a photo of the thing I want to pawn with my iPhone 4 that has "Kimberly & John Forever" engraved on the back, and instantly get bitcoins deposited into my wallet.
If I don't pay that money back in time, Pawnr locates a willing buyer, they use Taskrabbit or Fiverr to send someone to my house to collect the merchandise and deliver it to the buyer.
Just to note: that site gets very NSFW the further you scroll down.
Also, it is sad that teledildonics is not making a return this year. The best-named category by far, and probably a real thing somewhere in the adult industry.
Presumably, professionals working within this field may then refer to their occupation or specialization as that of a teledildonicist.
While it's not in the hackathon (I have /so/ thought about entering though), teledildonics is very much a real thing and there are more products out right now for it than ever. Hell, there's even a pretty big patent war happening that I'm working on writing up.
And teledildonticist has been in my twitter bio for years, yes (I run the metafetish blog listed in the other comment). :)
Dammit, I am going to be working Los Angeles when this goes on. Wishing the event great success, I was enormously impressed by previous ones and think these hackathons serve an incredibly important social function.
Is this not the gratuitous negativity that Hacker News seeks to avoid? Satire is not universally good. Many start-ups in their infancy could be classified using that list. Indeed many of those start-up's founders come here for resources or support.
Ok, I am going to bite. AirBnb is stupid. Every child that has heard about the Little Red Riding Hood should be able to figure that out.
The fact that we do not hear about even more horrible incidents regarding this service is for the most part due to society being overwhelmingly composed of more or less moral individuals (with an active remediation and PR campaign from the incumbents as a distant second reason). But I find hard to believe that anyone who can do any half decent risk assessment would sign in for that kind of liability.
Agreed! So was Facebook--it was just another MySpace clone. Or Google--another search engine. Sometimes the best ideas are seemingly stupid and pointless. I think the name is tongue-in-cheek because "stupid things" tend to become great ideas. I think it's a great idea this is going on.
If you accept that then you've missed the broader point. Not a single founder would want their idea to appear on next years board of stupid ideas to satirise.
Many start-ups in their infancy could be classified using that list.
And maybe that's something we should be thinking about, yeah?
Indeed many of those start-up's founders come here for resources or support.
And we should be giving them resources to help get perspective on how shallow or first-world-problem their idea is, and support in finding a better way of allocating their time and energies.
I dispute the premise. Very of the things on that list are accurate descriptions of real startups! I haven't heard of anybody working on flesh skeumorphism, for instance, and as far as I know the only person working on monetizing the eschaton is Peter Thiel.
It's stupid, but it's not negative. Actually quoting an existing product and calling it stupid would be negative. These are stupid ideas based on existing concepts, which is making fun without being mean.
The one thing on the list which could be maybe interpreted as negative is "Peter Thiel", but this is definitely not being "gratuitously" negative. Plus he's got 2.2 billion dollars so if his feelings get hurt he can buy some new ones.
>Is this not the gratuitous negativity that Hacker News seeks to avoid? Satire is not universally good. Many start-ups in their infancy could be classified using that list.
And many startups are crap because of that, both in their infancy and later development.
There's nothing wrong with criticizing BAD things to snip them in the bud, and satire is not "gratuitous negativity", it's critique + humor.
> I'm all for founding a company which specializes in "Stupid shit no one needs" and is valued at billions of dollars. Sign me up!
At least in theory, companies "valued at billions" literally cannot specialize in "shit no one needs". That statement comes most likely from an observer that does not belong to your target market and has little capacity for empathy (this shit I don't need, therefore no one ought to need it).
Of course it is possible to sell worthless equity to gullible investors, if you happen to have a knack to find any. Though I don't think that's what you were talking about.
Of course, once you are already making billions, you can waste as much as those in idiotic dead end projects as you wish. I just assumed the GP was talking about startups.
Agreed, it is human nature to want some things that may ultimately be not good (or even actively harmful) for our own well being.
I was just pointing out the fact that there is a difference between "There's no market for X" and "Users of X would be better off doing without, so X should not exist."
The first is a fact, the second is a combination of a judgement of value + a prescription based on that particular judgement. And while there are many useful prescriptions based on judgements, there is a slippery slope that ends up with one small group doing all the judgements and the rest of society enduring the prescriptions. So, it's better to proceed with caution.
(Which itself is a judgement/prescription pair... so take it with a grain of salt, or not)
I guess you have a point, but a: this isn't targeting anything particular and this is done for fun (otherwise they wouldn't be making those silly categories).
Like React.js But For Cooks - Metered digital MSG dispenser (perhaps in a spray?)
Monetizing The Eschaton - Credit card-reading donation plate / tip jar
Hyperlocal Paranoia - Device with LED/beeper + wifi, indicates whenever a new/unseen MAC address is nearby
Flesh Skeuomorphism - Computer mouse with skin-like texture
Scatological APIs - Device and service which monitor stool movements. Summaries, graphs, alerts.
Targeting The "Hikikomori" Space - Take any/all existing services (Uber, WashIO, food delivery, etc) and guarantee no conversation required.