I didn't know about the green bubbles from Android texts.

All I know is last December I had to score an iPhone 6 (or die trying) or my daughter's Christmas morning would be ruined.

Now I guess I'm just the uncool dad who announced he's arrived to pick her up with green text bubbles from my loser Android phone (with it's superior hardware at 1/2 the price).

Oh woe is me, and so forth.