My mainland European address saves me a fortune in online shopping - payment and delivery both usually fail.

My two neighbours and I share a driveway but we have our own gates and house numbers. The street is unnamed and unnumbered like the other roads in the immediate area.

There are at least two valid postcodes for the property, which is a few minutes walk from a major administrative boundary. Postal deliveries might turn up once in four to six weeks.

When I put this info into card validators, then tell them that my bank is in a different country to the one I'm ordering from, they generally barf.