Thanks for the Wikipedia link, now we know what the basis for the text was. Obviously the author started from there and added his "funny" options like "start the third world war."
The author of the text tries to be "funny." One of the options is "Start the third world war. Any red button in some army facility in your vicinity? Are you some president?"
I can't imagine anybody will gain any insights from that "banned" information. kasthack links to the Wikipedia article that was an obvious starting point for the text, to which the "funny" parts were added.
Also, original: http://www.opennet.ru/opennews/art.shtml?num=41171
Edit: it does not look like sth about suicide. Words in order:
High-speed (adj), Train, Customs (on the border), Passage, More, About, (of) kilometer.