I'm very sorry about that! The support team has expanded a lot this year; we're working on it. Feel free to email me directly if I can ever help -- patrick@stripe.com.
I've spoken to some Stripes about it, getting on top of IRC is definitely something they're working on and some hints of that are showing with the new developer support position.
I'm always happy to help out, Stripe's a fun and easy platform to develop upon, and its always fun to see what other people are building, see how they're using Stripe, etc. I definitely think I've learned as much helping as I've taught.
I will take an invite to the infamous Taco Tuesday though :p
markin and wsmoak have both done exceptional work over the past six months or so. It would be awesome to have both of them on Stripe's payroll if that's a thing they want.
I wish I could throw all of my karma at this. I would really love more support in IRC, especially since I think fully owning some fanatical support for a developer-focused company can only be a good move. It'd also end up meaning a much better product.
Thanks for reaching out. Unfortunately, it's a seasonal business so the bulk of our sales comes in November and December and needed to get something besides PayPal checkout implemented before the Thanksgiving rush. It was just dumbfounding how long it took sales@stripe.com to reply to my e-mails.
The last e-mail we sent was November 25th at 5:50pm and didn't get a reply until November 30th at 5:03pm with "Thanks for clarifying, and I apologize for a delayed response on my end." ..by that time we already found an alternative, got it set up and installed in less than an hour.
It's called PayStand and don't have any issues so far. Not sure if you're familiar. It works for what we need, a little higher of a rate we were looking to pay (we don't push the transaction fees to our customers which is an option of theirs), but had to implement something in time for the holidays.
Fascinating. Was completely expecting you to say Braintree. So they look a little like a blended monthly fee and transaction fees with the benefit/incentive being to help you drive as many transactions as you can via non CC options so you aren't paying 2.69% and 30 cents etc.