Lua: Because my dog is called "Luna"

Python: Is cute to prefix everything with "py"

Javscript: Haha not as cool as suffix it with "js"

Ruby: Pff i have the coolest nickname and it is "Rails"

Clojure: Oh please, you aren't as classy as "La Clojure"

C: The power of soul and possibility control!

Go:tta Catch 'Em All!

Erlang: ErrrrrrrLang!!!