And the related question: If God made man from dirt, why is there still dirt?

O noes, you have just disproven biology!

There aren't monkeys anymore, that's just a lie Big Nature Documentary is trying to push down our throats. Have you actually seen a monkey outside a carefully staged "exhibit" at a zoo? If you believe that, you probably believe that magicians can conjure a rabbit from a hat.

Humans didn't evolve from monkeys, humans and monkeys share a common now extinct ancestor.

Or it was aliens.

I know, I did write this :-) http://rationalblogs.org/rationalwiki/2013/02/13/if-humans-c...

oops. I just couldn't resist...