Sometimes when I'm stuck in traffic I'll say to myself, "Dead in the middle of little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middle man who didn't do diddly."
Girlfriend: "What was that?"
Me: "Oh...uhhh..nothing."
Sometimes when I'm stuck in traffic I'll say to myself, "Dead in the middle of little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middle man who didn't do diddly."
Girlfriend: "What was that?"
Me: "Oh...uhhh..nothing."