Holy Shitsnacks! Did I really just read that? We can't fucking win.
Last year: Holy mother of God we have so many hookers at this event. This has to stop! Now!
This year: Holy mother of Dog... we have too many regular looking people. This has to stop. NOW!
I can't keep it all straight. I'm pretty sure the only solution is for everyone to wear the same colored body suit that masks all indications of gender, a mask to cover the face and an auto-tune device to cover the voice. And everyone will just have a number badge so names are not a hint. I guess we should probably have a different color suit for the non-technicals?
Last year: Holy mother of God we have so many hookers at this event. This has to stop! Now!
This year: Holy mother of Dog... we have too many regular looking people. This has to stop. NOW!
I can't keep it all straight. I'm pretty sure the only solution is for everyone to wear the same colored body suit that masks all indications of gender, a mask to cover the face and an auto-tune device to cover the voice. And everyone will just have a number badge so names are not a hint. I guess we should probably have a different color suit for the non-technicals?