Once upon a time (around 1995, first time I tried this 'internet' thing) the internet already existed. But this newfangled http protocol was not very popular (it existed since 1991)
Oh, I know all that (I was building websites in the mid 90s, so I'm old enough to remember a life before the WWW).
I assumed you were referencing an old meme or a famous quote from some notable UNIX greybeard. I hadn't realised you were just joking about being old (that wasn't clear from your original comment).
Sorry mate, I just misunderstood the context of your joke. (my epic lack of sleep probably didn't help)
And maybe you're too young to understand the joke ;)