It's not often discussed in polite company, but Haskell programmers are actually not Homo sapiens sapiens. They're a whole other sentient species walking invisibly among us. Their Achilles heel is the keystroke: each one like smoking a cigarette is to us (in terms of damage, not addiction). So while you and I have the luxury of calling something "connection", a Haskell programmer considers that 9 steps closer to fingertip cancer.