The article was amazingly sympathetic to Zynga's management. Almost as if... Hmm...

ChuckMcM · on Dec 31, 2012

Now now, are you saying coverage on Tech Crunch can be bought? I'm shocked I tell you, shocked!

SimHacker · on Dec 31, 2012

"Your winnings, sir." (Transfers 1,000,000 Facebook credits to Tech Crunch's account.)

darksaints · on Dec 31, 2012

I thought it was pretty jarring. If there is anything the world should be able to agree on, it is that Pincus is an insufferable * and a terrible manager.

saraid216 · on Dec 31, 2012

Well, it's been reported that he has tear ducts and occasionally uses them.

fatbird · on Dec 31, 2012

You're confused: those are shunts for refilling the venom sacs.

krichman · on Dec 31, 2012

"Our early employees have stock amounts disproportionate to how I value them (T n T )"