No. That happens once you get to work and you’ve had your first cup of coffee.

How do you mean?

Dropping the kids off at the pool is a euphemism for a bodily function that diuretics like coffee help with…

The other one.

You must not be a coffee drinker!

Double meaning. Coffee helps you deuce, but there is also the classic saying... Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.