next black mirror episode will be someone screaming for help as they are trapped in the bathroom while their anti-brown-noise device drowns out their pleas and they are left to die in there

I would just have a boombox ready to play Sabotage by the Beastie Boys whenever I go

HASS, Roon, a PIR, and Ride of the Valkyries… :s/would//

I prefer So Spoke Zarathustra during my morning constitutional.

I mean if it's configured to drown me out when I'm having digestive troubles, I think they might need to adjust the bit in the Q&A about it not disturbing my sleeping partner

It seems to have a clock so it doesn't turn on at night?

Correct.