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Fifty Shades Generator - Lorem Ipsum Alternative (fiftyshadesgenerator.com)
9 points by micheljansen on Aug 20, 2012 | hide | past | favorite | 2 comments



Cute, but I don`t think I'll ever present a demo to clients that boast the following text:

The feeling of his baby gravy frothing down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load haemorrhaging from my mavis fritter and all over my panty hamster. Inserting a squash into my hot pocket got me flooding minge mucus faster than snot off a whip. The hammering of my marmite motorway was so vigorous, he soon found his family jewels joining his womb raider deep in my rusty sherif's badge. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's sugared almond looking like a hippo's yawn, and I was no different!

"Lorem Ipsum Alternative" sounds a little far-fetched to me. But I guess the comical relief of seeing this for the first time can hold my attention for about half a minute. Just enough to write this comment...


Well, it brightened up my day :)




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