Sometimes it's genuinely hard to convince myself that A16Z's employees aren't involved in one big elaborate troll on Marc and Ben. If I paid people to be this wrong all the time, I'd be put out of business years ago.
> I would rather slam my dick in a car door. A16Z can fuck right off.
How dare you! You're a really bad person unless you treat the products of VCs with the same enthusiasm and naivete that people did in the 90s. You owe them optimism!
