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> That would be such a killer feature.

"Alice, what if we made a button that improved overall human wellbeing, while somewhat reducing our ad-revenue and lowering the engagement-metrics we use to sell shares to investors?"

"*sigh* We've been over this, Bob: We only build features for customers--not cattle."




If you want revenue, send them all to a nearby bar or other venue and work out a deal with that venue. "Hey, there's a bunch of Redditors and Joe's Bar right now! Take this coupon for 20% off and go meet them."




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