> PHP is a great language to start programming!

No. PHP is not a good language to start programming. And I mean programming in a broad sense, not slapping together websites (which is not really programming, let's be honest). Let's look at people who know how to program, you know, the guys who participate and win awards at ACM ICPC and TopCoder. There are several such people among my friends. Exactly zero of them have started with PHP. Some have started with Pascal, some with Java, some with C++. None with PHP, even though it was available and widely used when they started. I wonder why.

> Once you started, PHP is also good for “real” programming (you know, object orientation and stuff).

First of all, "object-orientation and stuff" is not a measure of how good a programming language is. So you'll have to bring a better argument to explain why PHP is good for "real" programming (whatever that term means). Saying "but Facebook and Wikipedia use PHP!" doesn't count :-)

> PHP is not as bad as they say. There are issues, like with every language, but they rarely cause problems in practice.

Actually, it is. It has some deeper issues that lack of consistency in function arguments. Some of them really do cause problems in practice, like its retarded type system and lack of sane support for multithreading. But I'm not going to name them here because there are tons of articles on the internet explaining those issues. You have probably read some of them. If they did not change your opinion about the language, then I surely won't be able to do it.

> Let's look at people who know how to program, you know, the guys who participate and win awards at ACM ICPC and TopCoder.

Is goalpost moving. He's not suggesting that PHP is a great language to start with if you aim to become a great algorithmic programmer, rather that it's a great language to start with if you aim to become a competent web developer.

> Saying "but Facebook and Wikipedia use PHP!" doesn't count :-)

But why not? Surely "X and Y outrageously successful projects use Z" is a valid argument for Z's power as a programming language?

- technical environment: the Facebook/Wikipedia/generally-any-web-startup architects get to choose their technical environment 100%; in most corporates you need to integrate with legacy applications and databases in a specific environment, often enforced by IT policy, and this imposes significant constraints on which languages will be feasible options

- interoperability: for large, modular systems developed by disparate teams over decades with little or no standards or co-ordination, a statically typed language can be absolutely invaluable for ensuring interoperability and discovering usage (documentation is typically non-existent in these environments, as are tests, and the latter is seldom - often impossible - to retrofit); even for new systems, static typing can save a lot of time when developing and integrating new work across large teams, in my opinion

- resistance: business and technical knowledge lives in developers who are part of an ancient stack, e.g. Microsoft or Oracle or Borland; switching to PHP or Python or Ruby etc. means convincing these people to learn very different new technologies (good luck - won't happen), figuring out how to interface with legacy stuff using a language outside of the stack, introducing new tool chains, etc.j

- time & budget: even if the existing developers are keen to learn, it's tough convincing the project manager you need an extra month to go through the upskilling process and that you need to spend time researching interoperability options, and that inevitably you will run into future issues, etc.; the problem is most projects are run and budgeted for on a local cost benefit analysis and very rarely would the benefit of switching languages for one project be worth it (even though, in the big picture across multiple projects, it may very well be)

An observation: whenever this debate comes up on the HN, the proponents of modern, dynamic languages are invariably people working in closed environments where they have the freedom to set standards, do things right from the beginning (coding standards & reviews, tests, documentation) and the ability to make technology selections across the board. Often this freedom is not a characteristic of other environments, and consequently the language used in a one environment may be unsuitable in another.

Any language is a good language to start programming.

Explain how learning PHP first somehow cripples your advancement as an engineer. You can't just say "my friends didn't do it". Otherwise you're really just being elitist.

Everyone I know who was a kid in the mid-80's and who is still programming today learned programming from this crappy language called BASIC.

When you start out learning to program all you need to learn is about variables, functions, basic constructs such as loops and if's etc. and maybe a bit about data types. PHP let people do exactly that and guess what, today people don't write command line apps anymore. Their context of learning to program is by making a website.

Most people who are serious about programming and learn to program with PHP are smart enough to learn other languages as well just like me and my friends did after we first learned BASIC.

I want to warn people against it, because I think I lost a lot of time along the way doing stupid irrelevant things.

You see, instead of learning the basic stuff like algorithms and data structures, I was writing visitor counters and guestbooks. As a result, in a few years, those who started with Pascal or even plain old BASIC, were already coding circles around me :)

Maybe it's not as much about the language as about having a wise teacher who can push you in the right direction. I didn't have one, unfortunately.

P.S.: on the other hand, I was able to sell my skills much earlier than my peers: I made my first money on php. But I don't think it's important: it's about being a good programmer, not selling you code as early as possible.

PHP has all the usual programming constructs and is easy enough to get into that I think it's a great language to start out in.

And discounting web apps as not real programming is just wrong. Some of the most challenging programming problems today are in the web field. Some people write low level software algorithms, and some write higher level ones that scale to billions of people using them concurrently. They are all 'real programming'. Not all web programming is request.getParameter("foo") and form processing.

Yes it does, so what? Programming is not just fors and ifs and classes you know. There is more to it. You won't learn it if you limit yourself to the PHP cage forever.

> And discounting web apps as not real programming is just wrong

Did I say anywhere that web applications are not "real programs"?

On a side note, why the hate on Pascal? It's a lot better than PHP as a starter language, it teaches structured programming from the ground up.

Start out in pascal these days and try getting a job!

PHP is only a cage if you let it be. PHP has all the tools you need to build anything. I prefer python any day, but I don't like to see people who never got beyond the newbie level criticize something just because they couldn't make it work for them. As the old phrase goes, a bad workman always blames his tools. The criticisms you have leveled at php are all the usual newbie ones, not understanding how stings and numbers are equated etc, it's like a python programmer not getting is vs ==, or a JavaScript programmer not understanding undefined, or a SQL programmer not understanding why null = null for purposes if group by, but not in equality testing. You have to undertake the language in hand properly before you can use it properly.

And yes you did make that assertion at the beginning of your thread. Go back to the first comment you made here on this thread.

I don't think we understand each other. PHP has all the tools available to allow you to build anything within a certain problem domain, i.e. web programming. If you start with it, your focus will be shifted towards that domain. I think a better idea is to start with something more general-purpose, more consistent, get a good foundation, and then look at all the available options and say "ok, now I want to work in this field".

> I don't like to see people who never got beyond the newbie level criticize something

It is true that I don't have 10 years of experience in php, but I don't see why I should have continued investing valuable time into learning this platform when there were clearly better options available.

> not understanding how stings and numbers are equated etc

I understand it. I just think it's a bad decision to do it that way. Also note how all of your examples with other languages have reasonable logical explanations. The particular type conversion rule we were talking about does not have such an explanation.

> And yes you did make that assertion at the beginning of your thread

I only said "..slapping together websites (which is not really programming, let's be honest)" Web sites are web applications are different things in my book :)

Serious questions.

I've been using PHP professionally for 5 years now, haven't once needed either of these "deeper issues" to be solved, so I'd appreciate it if people would stop bitching about the language and actually explain why PHP is bad (with examples).

Does that convince you?

2) because processing some HTTP requests can be a tad bit more complicated than "do a select from a database and substitute the values into a template"

2) Explain - seriously. To me this level of thing isn't the realm of PHP but rather the web server in front of it. If someone is doing something that requires multi-threaded programming, they clearly don't know what PHP is used for and they chose the wrong tool. Their choice doesn't invalidate PHP for it's intended use case.

2) I'm not sure what this statement has to do with anything.

Well then use ===, but when a string contains numbers then php will do the type conversion for you. It's a convenience.

It may not work correctly by your definition but it's pretty intuitive and useful the way it is.

To not write cron jobs that get triggered every n minutes to do some potentially time-consuming tasks, for example.

Basically, the "facebook argument" is widely used to prove that php is good for solving real-world problems, but the truth is, facebook is a complex system and it is not written entirely in php, like some people seem to think.

Any number of us could name tons of very successful (profitable, popular, worth tens, hundreds and billions of dollars) companies that rely to a large extent on PHP.

And the same could be said about a dozen other languages and frameworks.

Be done with this shit, will you? Haven't you had enough?

Likewise, when you have a real problem that isn't needs to run on a $5 shared host, or written for $4/hour in China PHP is rarely a good choice unless you happen to already know it.

If I needed to solve either of the above two problems I'd choose PHP. I write a lot of PHP (mainly wordpress sites) and it's certainly workable, it's just annoying once you've used languages like C#, Ruby, F#, Scala, Clojure, or Python.

None of the problems with PHP are unmanageable it's like driving an old diesel car, you just remember to plug it in the night before if it's going to be less than 40 degrees.

Modern shared hosting can actually handle long-running processes and complex frameworks that used to require a VPS. I don't have broad experience with it, but I did just deploy a client's site to webfaction.com, which supports Django, Rails, arbitrary long-running processes, JVMs, custom Apache configurations etc.... Pricing can be as low as $5.50/month there, and there are probably even cheaper services for those who shop around.

you just remember to plug it in the night before if it's going to be less than 40 degrees

People in warm climates who have never seen electric engine heaters might not understand this.

It's especially bad for diesels as when they age even with new glow plugs it isn't enough heat to make the diesel ignite with out waiting 5 to 10 minutes if it isn't a nice summer day.

Yeah I've run a couple rails apps on dreamhost, it's becoming more common but you know for sure that PHP is going to be installed.

I'm not a programmer. Yes, I can solve problems with code, I can whip up a webpage, I can talk to a database, I can use Jquery. But I don't know what lambdas are, I don't understand what LISP macros are all about, and I wouldn't know where to begin writing image recognition software.

But you know what? I get stuff done. And PHP helps me do it. Because I can make things without worrying about not having a CS degree, not caring how a compiler works and not having to set up a server from scratch.

If you look at all the sites out there making money and getting views I think you'll find that an awful lot of them are made by people like me.

I looked at python because it's supposed to be relatively easy to set up. But you need to understand compiling, importing classes, etc. just to get a simple HTML page up and running. With PHP you install apache, create a file and you've made something.

This quip from the article explains it well, and is exactly how I started using PHP:

People come to PHP because they have some problem and they need to solve it. This is what PHP really shines at. You can simply take your static HTML website, add a simple <?php include 'counter.php'; ?> in there, and … be done!

From there you start writing simple scripts, learn how to process forms, how to talk to the database, etc. After some time you start using object oriented programming and maybe make use of some framework.

That’s actually pretty much how I got into programming.

With most other languages it is the other way around. With them you first study computer science for five years and then you go out into the world to find some problem you can solve. (You could say that PHP is a programmer-producing language, whereas most other languages are programmer-consuming.)

Although I disagree with the last paragraph there. If you think PHP is ok, then maybe perl would suit as well. I know there are a few perl frameworks, but not sure if they are as quick as PHP.

This has happened with PHP. It happened with Ruby on Rails. (Before disagreeing with me, think about how much abuse of monkey patching happened, and how many have been bitten by it.) It happened with Perl back when Perl CGI scripts were the de facto standard.

So yes, it would be wonderful to have an easy to start stack that is popular that guides people towards doing the right thing. But human factors guarantee that any that get popular will go downhill over time.

(I've ignored the obvious argument that the same features that make you popular also make you worse. See the famous essay Worse is Better about Lisp vs C for context.)

Yes, and I hope someone will build it!

You could have something like jQuery's $ function, but for PHP variables, that gives you an OO api on top of that value (especially now that you can use the -> operator on return values of functions without intermediate assignment). I wonder why nobody's built that yet. I suppose because those in the PHP community are all busy programming instead of meta-programming.

  function s($string) {
    return new String($string);
  }

  class String
  {
    public $string;

    public function __construct($string) {
      $this->string = $string;
    }

    public function __toString() {
      return $this->string;
    }

    // several helper methods like the following:

    public function toLower() {
      $this->string = strtolower($this->string);
      return $this;
    }
    
    // this would create lots of extra objects,
    // but leave the original unchanged
    public function alternateToLower() {
      return new String(strtolower($this->string));
    }
  }

  $username = s('ExampleUser');
  echo $username->toLower();

Besides, most PHP code is linear without much looping other than iterating database records. The overhead of such an approach wouldn't matter that much, and when it does you can always use the old way of doing things.

But you wouldn't need to create an object per call, you could reuse a singleton that gets initialized by a wrapper function to work on your current variable (using references). Fix($str)->replace("foo", "bar") is a syntax that doesn't require object instantiation or string copying. And the singleton could use the mb functions internally to be multibyte aware.

Of course all of this is possible without creating a wrapper for vanilla strings.

How do you fix weak typing?

Also, i write php all day and i almost never run into bugs due to typing. You adopt some habits like always casting before use, and use an ide that warns you when you're doing stuff like using uninitialized variables (phpstorm is awesome), and the whole issue goes away for 95%. I'm not saying it doesn't cause bugs, just that i've found it to not be that big of a deal.

Te problem with the main premise is the same thing PHP apologists have been harping about all the time:

some poor soul wants to create an online encyclopaedia, or some teacher needs an online teaching platform, or someone wants to write a blog. Those people do not want to learn to program, they want to solve problems.

Newsflash: solving those kinds of problems is called programming. That's what programming is. You want to make the computer do something that it can't do with the existing programs, so you create a new program.

If a programming language is easy to use by everyone, it's because it doesn't require you to think like a programmer. It's part of the language design. If you start fixing those design decisions, you'll most likely end up with a decent language that simply isn't easy to use by everyone anymore.

This idea that you don't need to be a programmer to write programs has already failed on several occasions in history of programming: dBase, Visual Basic and Access are notable examples. Not repeating the history is too much to ask for, but let's at least try to avoid making it look like it's a good thing.

If it's possible to make a general-purpose programming tool that's reasonably accessible to non-programmers that programmers won't hate, I don't think anybody has come very close yet. DSLs may be the best we can do.

Yes, you can program without being a programmer, just as you can drive a city car to your office and back, but you won't take that same city car to Monza and expect to beat Ferrari's Formula One team in a race.

So let's dispense with the sophistry and admit that you need to learn a specific skill set to do a skilled job and that you need adequate tools for that job.

Programming is a skill/trade. It is not a profession. That is a good thing. If programming were a profession, it would not be open to everyone to learn and do.

In all seriousness, it just works when your building for the web (unless it doesn't.)

Is it often messy? Absolutely. Is it sometimes a bit verbose? Sure. Can it sometimes be like laying a snare, only to accidentally step back into it? Yes, but it's not alone, just seems to make it a little easier to occur.

It doesn't have to be that way, it just tends to be like that.

I prefer Python and Scheme, but I don't enjoy them when it comes to working with web development. There are frameworks that help with this, but it's still a pain. PHP is quick and easy, in that area and works 95% of the time in about 99% places you stick it.

I've been trying for years to embrace Python in web development, but it just annoys me during the setup. PHP gets out of the way, in that area, and let's me go.

If you had a bunch of influential yet hopelessly ignorant people writing blog posts about how awful that language is and possibly devaluing your skill set because of it, you'd want to correct things as well.

The fact that the majority of complaints about PHP as a language boil down to your comment says A LOT about the ignorance of most of the complainers.

- low maintenance. That's true.

- straight forward coding. Yes you can shot yourself in the foot. But it's easy.

- controlled file descriptors, functions, etc:

Tell me, how can you restrict the baseopen dir, certain functions such as exec'ing, how can you log all mails going out from.. python's wsgi, or ror, etc?

That's right. You can't. Well PHP can.

So, I dislike PHP for all the reasons everyone are going to write for the umpteen time too, but it does have several unique strengths too.

Any definition of "real programming language" that can inexplicably exclude the Facebook stack is just meaningless. Saying that another stack could do it better is pointless since PHP is what does it. And just to preempt any "HipHop is the stack, not PHP", just remember that front-end Facebook engineers don't write C++, they build Facebook in PHP, inconsistent parameter orders and all.

What is crappy about the late static binging support for example?

Btw, you can bind and rebind $this as of PHP 5.4.

http://bashlib.sourceforge.net/