Thief: I’m not guilty. There is no free will, so I couldn’t have acted otherwise. Judge: I sentence you anyway. Because my actions, too, are predetermined.
Accuser — tells a tale of woe
Nasruddin — "You're right!"
Accused — mounts a defense
Nasruddin — "You're right, too!"
Village elder — "But Mullah, they can't both be right..."
Nasruddin — "All three of you are right!"
Thief: I’m not guilty. There is no free will, so I couldn’t have acted otherwise. Judge: I sentence you anyway. Because my actions, too, are predetermined.