Heh, well done. (And much more concise than mine.)
Mine was something like (also paraphrased) you can't be serious, reference to rodents in a maze, incredulous chuckle, sorry you have to be there, no thank you, kthxbye.
It really rubbed me the wrong way. Even as a teenager interviewing for Starbucks in a group setting for a minimum wage job that started at 3am every day, they treated everyone with more humanity and respect. I don't know how this company manages to hire anyone at all. Maybe they're specifically filtering for compliant minions who never question authority. Shrug.
Mine was something like (also paraphrased) you can't be serious, reference to rodents in a maze, incredulous chuckle, sorry you have to be there, no thank you, kthxbye.
It really rubbed me the wrong way. Even as a teenager interviewing for Starbucks in a group setting for a minimum wage job that started at 3am every day, they treated everyone with more humanity and respect. I don't know how this company manages to hire anyone at all. Maybe they're specifically filtering for compliant minions who never question authority. Shrug.