2) All new team members were automatically assumed to be terminated within a month or so. This was usually true. Any new employee that didn't pull their weight, sat around waiting for someone to tell them what to do, or lied in any way was terminated.
If I were foolish enough to accept a position in which some stupendous mental giant of astronomical power made this terrifyingly brilliant announcement, I would quit after 30 days if by some accident I wasn't fired.
If I were foolish enough to accept a position in which some stupendous mental giant of astronomical power made this terrifyingly brilliant announcement, I would quit after 30 days if by some accident I wasn't fired.