It's not a very consistent pearl clutch either, would they deny all access to computers because terrorists will use them to fire heat-seeking missiles?

I think it's just a lack of imagination, we can do this funny offensive misleading thing right now, it can surely be used in other ways but you'd have to let your mind wonder for one extra moment after your social media induced reaction fixation episode. This could be depression hack to hear your own voice in different accents motivate you.