Get shared hosting.

I still have to manage the service or the code. I don't wanna worry about software updates.

so you're saying there will never be a breaking change when the or bugs when the software updates? ever? That seems unlikely. I've managed my own servers many times before and that's never been the case.

I wasn't saying that just that it should help a lot with minimizing the work. I self host my own stuff too, plenty of it.

and no one is stopping you. I just don't want to.