I find text like this especially odd — it’s entirely implausible that Vultr’s customers actually have the right to grant this license.

Imagine the copyright infringement case Getty Images v. Vultr:

“Your honor, Joe Shmo LLC gave us an eternal right to do anything we want with this image that is watermarked ‘Getty Images’, so Getty can’t sue us.”

Maybe we need a provision in context law that directly penalizes anyone who writes a ludicrous provision into a contract.