That's rude. Outrage suffices: "I should've known. You just had to click on our error, had you! Alright, take the error code and leave."

Damn it I laughed out loud at that and I hope my toddler is still asleep.

That was all in the snappiness of the wording, great little joke.

So like this joke error message from a certain 00s game?

"APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT. YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS."