The last one actually made me snoff

> but can we have some fun?

No.

Noeing?

I usually hate such comments but this made me chuckle, thanks.

I didn't realize HN is a German forum now.

I've started wondering whether Boeing is an Americanised version of Böing. This is because the German umlauts can be replaced with "oe".

It is. William Boeing's father was German and was called Wilhelm Böing.

Source: entered "Böing" into a search engine.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets their eyes poked out.

Always stare into the void^H^H^H^Hdoor plug and projectiles will merely hit the back of your head.

I agree that this is perhaps distasteful and should be approached with caution. That said, you did make me chuckle. How about:

* 737 Max: the Bolt-on, Bolt-off Edition.

* 737 Max: Holidays with unbeatable decompression!