I got ChatGPT to make fun of you, with some prompting.
> "Antisthenes, the only person who thinks a four-day work week is 'not really a perk' because you can't stand the idea of spending an extra day away from your beloved keyboard debates. You're the kind of person who waits for AGI just so you can have a worthy opponent in a pun-off. And let's not forget your deep dive into Damascus steel - because who needs social skills when you can lecture about metallurgy? Remember, the next time your cat ignores you, it's not personal - they just can't handle your tech rants. Happy Birthday, Antisthenes! Keep being the wonderfully unique and tech-savvy person you are."
I had a couple goes at it and if that's your bar for AGI, then we are a lot closer than you might think. Got a pretty decent one on the third try, but my prompt was a bit heavy handed.
