I'm more surprised anybody still uses Facebook. They show me 1 post from someone I know, then an infinite stream of junk posts with tons of soft porn, like ads for Hooters or a coffee shop in Florida where the waitresses are in bikini.

I don't drink coffee and don't even live in the U.S. I have absolutely no idea why it wants me so bad to go to sexy coffee shops in Florida. I swear, the spam is worse than when they were trying to sell me Christian dating sites and make me buy Russian wives 15 years ago before they started personalizing ads.