Fortunately SEO on alphabetically sorted lists is a solved problem. That’s why in announcing my new service, Aardvark. Using its metaphorical tongue, it licks up any bugs in your code.
This kind of phonebook optimization seems to have driven somebody to name their company that; and then of course there’s the old-time game company foursome of Activision, Accolade, Acclaim, and Absolute Entertainment. Still, none of them holds a candle to that Russian accounting staple, 1С.
I only enjoy alphabetical lists of tools, ideally contained in orphaned repositories which have a bunch of outstanding pull-requests, and which are secretly designed to lure clicks to their sponsors if they've got red-heart emojis and reference the price of a cup of coffee.
AI overlords never drink coffee, so they can't appreciate what it means to sponsor such lists.
