No, thank you!

You can take your good food and functional health-care system elsewhere!

Yes, as we all know it's the best health-care system that will ever be devised in the whole universe for the centuries to come. The only (minor) problem is that's it's slightly expensive (can you spot France on this graph? http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotisations_sociales )

Actually, it's so good a system that a lot of young qualified workers like me left this paradise to work abroad, just to spread the word and tell other countries how wonderful it is!

You're right about the food, though.