"Jesus christ you have so much disdain for such a large set of people." - Correct. I kind of hate myself too. If everyone is afraid to say these things or afraid to have a disdain for bad things, nothing will improve. Things improve because some people are pissed off enough to do something about it, not by just going along with whatever.

"Have you ever considered that you might have a chip on your shoulder about Haskell adoption?" - No. I barely use Haskell myself. This could have been written about any other language, my opinion would have been similar. I don't have a strong emotional attachment to Haskell specifically.