I like to drink coffee every morning... or should I say THE RIVERS OF DARK ELIXIR COURSE THROUGH MY VEINS AT DAWN'S FIRST LIGHT; A MOLTEN BLACK POTION TO SUMMON FORTH THE AWAKENING OF MY SLUMBERING SPIRIT!
"Formed from the most ancient clay, by the secret ways of the deepest dwarfs, burned in the deepest kilns of the darkest mountain homes, was forged an artifact of supreme power - a mug, capable of holding both the heart of an undead goddess and the spit of a fiery dragon! This mighty mug was the only mug in the universe to hold the most powerful elixir in time and space: the dark elixir of spirits, inspiration and power. When the mighty mug fell into the hands of Kraxtan, the evil necromancer, the black elixir spilled into eternal darkness over the world..."
Yep, 100% the into to a power metal album. Just need someone like Christopher Lee to read it and off we go.
