Don't fear the furry. Embrace your inner 6ft anthropomorphic wolf thing, its not going to kill you. (well not unless you get heat stroke, furries die in hot convention centres people. )

Adding another sparkle to the dog every time someone complains.

"I will fucking increase the fucking thing."

https://floccinaucinihilipilificationa.tumblr.com/post/96040...

I think there are more things worth complaining about, rather than about this content specifically. Hopefully you enjoyed the article though.