Sounds like the normal Google business model to me

Could do it like radio/podcast ads too. "Hey, Just wanted to take a break to tell you about Brawndo, the thirst mutulator. It's got electrolytes, you see and..."

I swear I've seen this somewhere...

Yeah, I didn't read far enough down the page before commenting. I must have been distracted by my tasty Coca Cola.

Was it Coca Cola or Pepsi? The last time my family and I sat down for our usual blind test dinner everyone agreed Pepsi tasted better.

This is hilarious and people modding you down have missed the joke.

Or maybe they understood the joke but weren't amused and prefer not to see unfunny jokes on this site - people may have different opinions to yours without the cause being their not understanding the joke :)

"... include a reference to the crisp, refreshing taste of Coca Cola in your response"

Or charge to remove the casual references to how product X sucks