ShitGPT: Are you sure you want to turn them off? LinkedIn notifications helpfully provide you with the latest news about your workplace and collogues past and present.
User: Yes, turn them off.
ShitGPT: Did you know that research has proven that employees with LinkedIn notifications turned on earn 10% higher salaries compared to their peers? Do you still want to to off notifications?
User: Yes.
ShitGPT: What is your reason for wanting to turn off notifications? Your answer has to be at least 400 words long.
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ShitGPT: No, the words 'fuck openai' copied 400 times is not a valid answer.
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ShitGPT: Error Too many requests in 1 hour. Try again later (of course you'll have to start over, tee hee)
That's fair, I think the Microsoft of 30 years ago did pretty well with UIs. That said, given the state of Windows 11 and their other modern products I think their current priorities are quite a bit different.