"Thee proplem weth a systhemateck, fhoneteck chaigne en 
  Englush speleeng es thet et raeses thee questeon uv wut 
  aksent to faivor. Fer an Americon en Oheo, thees 
  transkriptshon probubly maeks sum sens, wunce yu get paest 
  thee skwaw. I daut an Engleshman or eaven a Nue Yorcer wud 
  fynd et ueseful."

please rewrite it but this time with a Southern drawl

  "Th' proplem weth a systh'mateck, fhoneteck chaigne en 
  Aynglsh speln iz thayt et raeses th' questyun uv wut aksent 
  ta fayver. Fer a Amur'can down yonder in Ohayo, thees 
  transkripshun prahbly maeks sum sens, wunce y'all git past 
  th' skwaw. Ah daut an Engleshman or ev'n a Nue Yorcer wud 
  fynd et much ueseful."

  - GPT-4 / https://sharegpt.com/c/Q5DW1wg