I can't believe we're still on day 3 and people are still arguing with the strawman that you'd have to open an account per $250k to mitigate the risk. (You need to open two or three accounts total, and beyond that you're big enough to start buying your own T-Bills. And no, that doesn't mean you do that at $750k. Christ, it's a distributed systems problem, you guys should be able to figure this out.)