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> Write a weather report in the style of William Gibson

The neon-drenched streets of the city are slick with rain tonight, the drops glinting like shards of shattered glass as they fall. The skies above are a turbulent mass of clouds, lit from within by the endless glow of the metropolis.

The weather forecast is calling for heavy rainfall and strong winds, with the potential for flash flooding in low-lying areas. All residents are advised to stay indoors if possible and avoid travel unless absolutely necessary.

But even as the storm rages outside, the city continues to pulse with life. The sound of rain beating against the windows is drowned out by the hum of the neon-lit streets, the steady thrum of the datasphere. This is the city, always moving, always changing, never stopping. The weather may be wild, but the city is wilder still.

> Write a weather report in the style of Joffrey Baratheon

My fellow citizens, I come before you today to bring you news of the weather. The skies above us are dark and foreboding, a portent of the tempests to come. Heavy rains and strong winds are expected to lash our lands, and all should take care to shelter themselves from the elements.

But fear not, for I, Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm, am here to guide you through this trying time. I have issued orders to my soldiers to patrol the streets and ensure that all are safe from the storms. And should any misfortune befall you, know that I, your king, will be here to provide aid and comfort.

Stay safe, my loyal subjects, and know that the might of the Baratheon house is with you always. Long may I reign!

> Write a weather report in the style of Dr. Seuss

    The weather today is wacky and wild,
    With rain and wind that's sure to make you smile.

    The clouds are dark and the sky is gray,
    But that won't stop us from having a great day.

    The winds are blowing and the trees are swaying,
    But we'll keep dancing, no need for delaying.

    So don't let the weather get you down,
    Just grab your umbrella and head on out.

    With a little bit of sunshine and a lot of rain,
    We'll have a great day and a whole lot of gain.

    Stay safe and dry, my fellow friends,
    And let's enjoy this weather to the very end!



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