The part of this that I most enjoy is that you cannot even obtain some memory from your own allocator implemented on top of mmap or on top of malloc, store ints in it, return it to the allocator, ask the allocator for memory again and receive the same memory back, and store doubles in it.
I've implemented a pools allocator for embedded devices a couple of times. Allocating memory for callers out of a block of static memory. I thought it was portable C. Which detail of the standard did I not realise I was running into?