When I was a kid in the 90s my best friends dad was like this crazy asian gangster who let us shoot off his AK-47, drank blue powerade exclusively until he fucking died from diabetes, bought us piles of pirated playstation games and linked us with modchips... He also taught us how to play poker so when they banned pokémon cards at our school we just started CLEANING all the kids out playing poker instead.

Flash forward to this day and I can't even legally explain how much insane shit that trajectory in life has sent me. I have a photo on my phone of a narco boss's toilet that is an actual medieval style throne basically.