Knew a soldier who'd deployed to Iraq. Had stories about the things seen on patrol through night vision goggles.

I don't care if they're fake, I still think it's rude to leave me hanging here.

The night-vision story involved a donkey. Supposedly chickens were popular too. Guess they do lay eggs of a significant diameter.

Also had other stories that were less lascivious. Some were about what families resort to in a society without mental health care. Relatives chained in the courtyard raving.