You joke but it's interesting to think about what mixing them or mixing their components would do.
Mixing them as-is would ruin the effect of Vantablack. Since carbon nanotubes are black you probably would get a boring grey color with a gloss surface due to barium sulfate.
I'm curious what the effect would be if you coated Vantablack with barium sulfate. A highly reflective surface with an extreme black paint underneath.
You could probably more easily do this with just a flat surface that you can rotate. Smaller the squares the better uniform distribution you can get but if you don't have those strict requirements then why go super small (e-ink)?
I'm assuming you would have put this on some conductive surface. Otherwise the black side wouldn't be super useful (you'd re-radiate heat back but conduction is better).