Oh, you'd be surprised. For example: what do your parents do for a living? Did you ever have a summer job, or an after-school job? Do you have any (slightly older) friends who have already graduated and taken jobs? Siblings? Aunts or Uncles? Friendly neighbors?

I'm guessing that you know lots of people-- the trick is to a) talk to them about what they do for a living, and b) listen. (That last step is critical.)

My parents basically live on a farm in an isolated village in an economically undeveloped county.

Forgive me if I sound harsh, but the tech world wouldn't believe how needless software still is in the vast majority of Europe.

Not to mention cultural differences -- I admitted I was a web developer in a real estate agent's office, and they wanted me to fix their internet connection.

I honestly appreciate your input and will keep trying. :)

My first startup, which I successfully cashed out of a few years back, developed software for farmers in Europe and South America.

Seriously. There are still many millions to be made there.