Not sure if intentional, but this article really sounds like it was written by a neural network.

"Why is is that every snake-oil startup sounds like this?

No. I’ve had a few drinks, but I wouldn’t say I’m drunk."

Seems intentional to me

What makes you think that this article really sounds like it was written by a neural network?

The words make sense, it's grammatically correct, but the usage of the technologies is way off. You don't notice when skimming it, but reading into it it just doesn't make sense.

Generations of neural networks with respect to OSI?

Ethereum supercharged with react native?

Oh, and the Gerald Crystal.

Those are the main ones I'd say.

What does that suggest to you?

Those are the same impressions I get reading GPT generated text.

Are you doing an ELIZA? I love it.

Why are you interested in whether or not I am doing an ELIZA?

;-)

The title reminded me of snarxiv, a generator of fake high energy physics article titles:

http://snarxiv.org/

"We believe Gerald will usher in a new realm of digital progress."

All hail Gerald.

We are reaching levels of buzzwords which shouldn’t be possible.