*the relentless decline in the number of Pirates has led to global warming* Damn...

noonespecial on July 20, 2008 | parent | context | favorite | on: Are your sleep habits making you fat, nasty and du...

the relentless decline in the number of Pirates has led to global warming

Damn ninjas! The way to stop global warming is to eradicate all of those pesky ninjas so the indigenous pirate populations can recover. I knew it all along.