really? ... I thought it was

"Please. We may be whores, but we are not sluts."

OK, that's the other money quote. Actually, there was a lot of quotable material in there.

Indeed, at least one of the lines was lifted directly from a film. When I ran across that all-caps line at the end of the please-don't-reply-all section, I couldn't help hearing it in Gene Wilder's voice ala Willy Wonka.

"suspicious foreign person Arianna Huffington" made me snort my coffee...