Now that the Tevatron is being decommissioned, perhaps we can reuse it as a "tech accelerator". One stream will be VCs at 512GeV, and the other stream will be people with ideas for Facebook clones. Then we just aim them at each other, and suddenly the HN frontpage will have 1TeV less annoyance.

What I meant to say is: "tech accelerator" is a dumb name.