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Yeah yeah, whatever. I don't want to hear about your problems. Having problems is a sign of incompetence.

Just write me a program that always wins. While you're at it write me a program that always prints the biggest number. I expect both by tomorrow.




I can't help you with that first one, but

  perl -e 'while(1){print 9;}'
A bit of a cheap shot as that is basically printing infinity without actually calling it infinity, but I'm going to float this by on a claim that your boss won't know the difference. "It's just not done yet, sir! Keep waiting. It's printing a really big number."


Did I say tomorrow? Tomorrow's Saturday, isn't it? I meant Monday. You can do a bit of time this weekend, can't you?




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