Or: "How can you tell you're an internet celebrity? By having people code your name into a web app".

Yes. I mean, I do love Robert, he's an awesome guy, but... seriously? Who does something like that? Then, I actually read the front page:

"It was coded by Tom Scott (email, Twitter), who isn't going to SxSW, doesn't really know who Scoble is, and is a bit worried that he's actually being too sarcastic about something he doesn't understand."

Sounds about right ;-)

If you made the same thing for your ex-girlfriend, she'd probably be able to get a restraining order against you.

#actuallyWINNING Which is pretty much the opposite of Charlie Sheen #WINNING